The first asset management protocol designed for retards, by retards.
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Where traditional finance meets smooth brains. We're revolutionizing how retards manage their assets.
Our proprietary algorithms are designed to work with even the smoothest of brains. No thinking required.
We've perfected the art of buying at all-time highs and panic selling at rock bottom. It's a talent.
Our smart contracts are programmed to hold through dips, crashes, and apocalyptic market events.
We believe that investing shouldn't be complicated. That's why we've created a token that embodies the essence of retard strength.
Our tokenomics were designed by a group of monkeys throwing darts at a board. It works surprisingly well.
Information about the $RAM token
How the $RAM tokens are allocated
Even a retard can do it. Follow these simple steps to get your hands on some $RAM.
Download Phantom or your preferred wallet from the app store or Google Play Store.
Connect your wallet, and in Phantom paste the $RAM token contract address in swap.
Enter the amount of SOL you want to spend and confirm the transaction. Congratulations, you're now a retard!
Everything you need to know about Retard Asset Management, but were too smooth-brained to ask.
Retard Asset Management ($RAM) is a revolutionary meme token designed to satirize the overly complex world of financial asset management. We've simplified investing to its core: buy token, watch number go up (or down), repeat.
Absolutely not. Nothing associated with $RAM should be considered financial advice. We're literally called 'Retard Asset Management'. If you're taking financial advice from us, you might belong here.
Soon™. Our expert analysts, consisting of a magic 8-ball and a dart board, predict astronomical gains at some point between now and the heat death of the universe.
Use case? We don't do that here. $RAM exists purely to go up in value due to people believing it will go up in value. It's like a game of hot potato, but everyone thinks the potato is actually a golden egg.
Our team prefers to remain anonymous to protect their illustrious careers at various fast food establishments. Rest assured, they are dedicated to making this project work almost as hard as they avoid working their day jobs.
If by 'good' you mean 'potentially volatile with no intrinsic value and based entirely on hype', then absolutely! We recommend only investing what you're willing to lose, which in the case of our core community, seems to be their entire life savings.